Book Review:)Twilight

The book Twilight by Stephanie Mayer is one of the best fictional novels I have ever read. This story involes a young high school student named Bella Swan. She's moved to Forks, Washington from Phoenix, Arizona. Her mother has remarried so she and Bella decited that Bella would be happier living with her father. When Bella arrives at school she gets what she expects. The people are all average, except for a group of kids, in the corner of the cafeteria. The kids have stunning faces, shiny black eyes and disigner clothes. Bella concludes that there is somthing wrong with them and begins to investigate. She discovers that the strange kids are vampires. After that she relized that she's madly in love with the bronze-haired vampire, Edward Cullen. everyting is going good until a new group of vampires comes to town. One of them, James, got a whif of Bella's sent, he began to hunt for her. This book has the ablity to reel you in. The book begans with Bella about to die. That half page keeps you going through the entire book.

Jokes

Hello People, especially Alina Igorevna :DD
So, here is my homework...(Jokes)
First:
The mother says to her daughter, "Did you enjoy your first at school?"The daughter answers, "First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"
Second:
TEACHER: What are you writing?PUPIL: A letter to myself.TEACHER: What does it say?PUPIL: I don't know. I won't get it till tomorrow.
Third:
TEACHER: Your poem is the worst in the class. It's not only ungrammatical, it's rude and in bad taste. I'm going to send your father a note about it.PUPIL: I don't think that would help, teacher. He wrote it.

SOoo... Now is My joke, from my life :)))

It was 4 years ago... I with my friend were at the competition of the ballroom dances.When we founded out our places,we must quickly wash away our headdress.But there was one problem in this house, where was this competition was no shower.
Aaand we must to wash our head in mini-sink... that was tooo small...So we were standing there in a silly pose, but More.. at this moment came in boys and they saw that situation and they laughed.Finally, about How we tried to wash our head knew all...

I don't know how do you like this joke, but this Feeling after this wonderful "shower" was unforgettable.!!