Jokes

Hello People, especially Alina Igorevna :DD
So, here is my homework...(Jokes)
First:
The mother says to her daughter, "Did you enjoy your first at school?"The daughter answers, "First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"
Second:
TEACHER: What are you writing?PUPIL: A letter to myself.TEACHER: What does it say?PUPIL: I don't know. I won't get it till tomorrow.
Third:
TEACHER: Your poem is the worst in the class. It's not only ungrammatical, it's rude and in bad taste. I'm going to send your father a note about it.PUPIL: I don't think that would help, teacher. He wrote it.

SOoo... Now is My joke, from my life :)))

It was 4 years ago... I with my friend were at the competition of the ballroom dances.When we founded out our places,we must quickly wash away our headdress.But there was one problem in this house, where was this competition was no shower.
Aaand we must to wash our head in mini-sink... that was tooo small...So we were standing there in a silly pose, but More.. at this moment came in boys and they saw that situation and they laughed.Finally, about How we tried to wash our head knew all...

I don't know how do you like this joke, but this Feeling after this wonderful "shower" was unforgettable.!!